Your whole wing is getting ready to descend onto the island bars surrounding a small air strip in the Philippines when you realize that, somehow, you have to let all the new guys know who their best wingman is: You.
Sure, you could do this by parachuting out of the plane and doing shots at the end of the airstrip, forcing everyone else to fly over you and see what a great partygoer you are. After all, you’ve done it before.
But then you remember you’ve got your Mighty Wingman shirt in your bag and decide to try that first. You can always go parachute-drinking later if you really need to.
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