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Pass The Motrin

Regular price $25.00

If only all those packs of desperate survivors in zombie movies knew about Motrin, the miracle drug that fixes everything from broken bones to bullet wounds to blisters.

After all, thousands of medics and corpsmen can’t be wrong, and it’s not like they’d give you pills just to shut you up instead of actually diagnosing and treating your ailments… right?

So, grab the T-shirt that celebrates America’s only true cure-all, but give your buddies a heads up that the bullet wounds are fake. Hate for them to get confused and down you like a zombie.

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