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Mmm MREs

Regular price $25.00

No one can forget the first time they tried an MRE. The excitement, the fun, the hunger so strong you convinced yourself chicken tetrazzini wasn’t as bad as everyone says.

No one can forget the three days after your last MRE. The bubbleguts, the struggle of carrying a brick in your stomach, the prayer that the gum really is a laxative.

MREs are like the military – the more time that passes, the more you forget how much pain and suffering it caused.

This item will ship within 7-10 days.