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Machinists Punch

Regular price $25.00

You’re two drinks in at the bar after a pretty fierce round of pre-gaming when it starts: the bar brawl to end them all. You just want to make your way to the door and avoid the storm of captain’s masts that are going to sprout from this particular incident.

But, bar brawls are like tornadoes: They suck up everyone in their path and don’t care about the damage they cause. Luckily for you, you’re channeling your local machinist thanks to this sweet shirt.

So, you push up your sleeves, draw on the triceps of a sailor who spends all day milling large parts for a ship, and start punching your way out.

You’ll be back on the ship in no time, slugger.

This item will ship within 7-10 days.