It’s week three of jungle school. None of the blisters can heal with you constantly rucking in wet boots, your clothes are starting to rot on your body, and all that snake you’ve been forced to eat isn’t sitting well.
You’re crawling through the mud, keeping your head under the level of the concertina wire even when that means sucking down a mouthful of muck when, suddenly, you remember the shirt in the bottom of your drawer in the barracks.
When the next halt comes, you dig down into your camelbak to find the single pouch of sweet, sweet comfort you hid there: Jalapeno Cheese Spread.
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