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I (HEART) my DD-214

Regular price $25.00

Among America’s greatest warriors, it’s the best protection possible.

The coveted DD-214: an unassailable shield against bullsh*t of any kind.

Grab Copy 4 of your DD-214 and you can do anything. Prove to your employers that you’re a vet? Sure. Deflect text messages from first and platoon sergeants everywhere? You bet. Sop of the tears of your friends who stayed in?

Well, a tissue would be more comfortable, but I guess that’s what they get for re-enlisting. Sop away.

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