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Gut Truck Ranger

Regular price $25.00

There’re all sorts of ways to prepare for deployment. Some people like to practice their tactics and strategy, put on muscle, and build mental endurance.

But you know that the real priority is steeling your stomach against third-world foods while also loading up on the sorts of treats that will be hard to find for the next year.

So you head to the gut truck and load up on greasy pizza and microwave burritos, knowing that sweating in the port-a-potty in peace saves you from bloody stools in war.

This item will ship within 7-10 days.