The shop NCO is passed out, the officer in charge is missing, and the captain is pounding on the door, demanding answers as to why everything is broken and nothing is done.
The situation is, to put it mildly, f*cked up beyond all recognition.
Luckily, the lock is holding and you stashed a six pack in here a few days ago. So, it looks like you’re just going to chill until the captain wanders off and someone with more rank is around to take the blame.
This item will ship within 7-10 days.