You were just walking the dog on what was supposed to be an uneventful morning when some eagle swooped down and lifted Fido into the air. Now you have to channel the spirit of the F-22 by sprinting across the rooftops of adjacent buildings, leaping up every few buildings only to feel the leash slip through outstretched fingers.
Finally, you slip your index finger through the loop at the end of the leash and climb, hand-over-hand, up to what must be the world’s most massive eagle. It takes you a few minutes, but eventually you’re holding onto two fistfuls of feathers and steering your new avian steed back towards home as the dog rides on the bird’s rump, tongue flapping in the wind.
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