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Beardless Vets

Regular price $25.00

It’s said that they exist deep in the forests and other wild places of the earth: veterans, many of them combat vets, who have no facial foliage. Their proud, naked chins jut out in the moonlight, beacons of hope in the darkness.

No one knows how they form. Most veterans, even the females, form beards as they pick up their DD-214s. Tangled growth spurts from their faces within seconds and can never be shaved off.

Show that you believe, or, if you are one, let people know that you’re still around.

This item will ship within 7-10 days.