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Attack Submarine

Sale price $21.95 Regular price $25.00

It’s a lot like sitting calmly in a hotel hot tub, sipping a drink, and wondering whether you’re actually going to make it to the convention tomorrow — when, suddenly, a great white shark erupts from the water and chomps off everything below your nipples. Getting stalked by an attack submarine is nothing but bad.

They can kill without warning, sinking anything from enemy carriers to subs to dinghies. They can drop off special operators clandestinely and they can conduct missile strikes against bases and assets on shore.

Unavoidable and undetectable, just like hotel shark attacks. Be careful out there.

This item will ship within 7-10 days.