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It’s obvious, right? Whether it’s crapping into bags, sleeping in the dirt, or carrying your entire life on your back for miles like an aspiring turtle, the infantry life is one of unimaginable luxury.
Offices just can’t compare. Warehouses, retail stores, and even fire or police stations can’t compare. Uncle Sam’s gun club is the best gig, bar none.
So, remember why the sky is blue, and remind all your friends, family, and coworkers that God loves the infantry.